Jess hitchhiked her way to Sault Ste Marie from Heyden when she was 12 years old. After a short stint as a skunk breeder, she decided to return to school to get her grade 10. She passed with flying crayons.
STEVE PORCO
DRUMS / VOCALS
Steve loves to eat chips and have some drinks with the boys. He doesn't like working out and in his spare time, he wrestles crocodiles in the swamps of Louisiana. He is not allowed to be around any sort of glue. ​
RYAN ROBB
GUITAR / VOCALS
Ryan lives in a van down by the river. He claims to have to have been abducted by aliens but it was just his buddies taking him home after a night on the town. He also has been known to lie about his origins.
PAUL BELAIR
BASS / VOCALS
Paul never got over the time when his friends called no more joiners on a street hockey game back in 74. Legend has it, he stole the game ball in OT and is on display in his glass cabinet.